We are a 1-person kitchen, so please be patient as your order is made. If you are in a hurry, we suggest ordering one of our house-made hand pies that we bake fresh all day long.

HAND PIES (all day)

We are known for our hand pies that are made from scratch here every week.

Ask us what we’re baking today. 



Breakfast $11.00

Egg, potato, cheese, crispy bacon or sausage, chipotle sauce.

Sausage $11.00

Sausage, sage, onions, and parmesan cheese.

Jamaican Beef $9.50

Ground beef, onions, and a house-made blend of Jamaican curry seasonings.

Chicken $11.00

Shredded chicken, roasted peppers, Monterey Jack cheese, and chipotle sauce (tastes like an enchilada).

Ham & Brie $11.00

Diced ham, brie, and fig jam.

Taco $11.00

Tastes like a taco, but in a hand pie. Ground beef, shredded Mexican cheese, and seasonings. 



Butternut Squash (Seasonal) $7.00

Roasted butternut squash, seasoned with olive oil, salt & pepper, topped with brown sugar and feta.

Potato & Leek $12.00

Thinly sliced potatoes on top of a garlic goat cheese, sauteed leeks, sprinkled with dill, salt & fresh-ground pepper and drizzled with olive oil before closing it up with pastry. This is a much larger hand pie than we traditionally make and could even be shared.



Peach $7.25
Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream for $1.50

Diced peaches, almond extract, and brown sugar. Summer-simple, but oh-so delicious!

Apple $7.25

Apples, Fall spices & liquor baked to perfection!



BREAKFAST (all day)


Hot Oatmeal $4.00

Made-to-order. None of this slimy oatmeal that’s been sitting in a warmer for hours. Takes about 10 mins. Choose add-ins: fresh blueberries, dried cranberries, chopped walnuts, bananas, and brown sugar ($0.15 ea). Let us know which you’d like.

LUNCH (after 11:30)


Charcuterie Board $24 feeds two, $48 feeds four

An array of artisanal cheeses and meats, hard-boiled quail eggs, crackers, seasonal fruit, and nuts, served on a beautiful wood board.



Chocolate and/or Nutella Crepe $9.00

Served with whipped cream and strawberries. Crepes can be made gluten-free. Let the barista know if you have a nut allergy.

TOASTS (all day)


Avocado Toasts


Nuthin’ But Avocado $5.00

Smashed avocado, salt & pepper

Grilled Halloumi $7.50 / GF +$2

Smashed avocado, Halloumi cheese, soft-boiled quail egg, drizzled with truffle honey with a sprinkle of Harissa

NEW >> That’s My Jam $7.50

Smashed avocado, Labneh, Heidi’s Drunken Fig Jam (contains Cognac), sliced almonds or chopped hazelnuts—depending on which we have on hand

NEW >> Gettin’ Figgy With It $7.50

Smashed avocado, sliced figs, Labneh, drizzled honey, sliced almonds or chopped hazelnuts—depending on which we have on hand

Avocado & Soft-Boiled Egg $7.50 / GF +2

Seasoned with truffle honey

Apples & Cheddar $7.50 / GF +$2

Smashed avocado, cheddar cheese, and fresh dill with a drizzle of truffle honey

Mango $7.50 / GF +$2

Smashed avocado, Labneh, mango, house-made habañero honey, a sprinkling of Tajin

Sweet Tooth Toast $7.50 / GF $+2

Smashed avocado, coconut yogurt, banana, and fresh fruit drizzled with honey

Banana and Avocado $7.50 / GF +$2

Labneh, smashed avocado, banana, lemon zest, Everything Bagel Spice. Weird, but it works!

Smeagol’s Smoked Salmon Avocado Toast $10.00 / GF +$2

Smashed avocado, pickled onion, capers

Purple People-Eater $7.50 / GF +$2

Smashed avocado, apricot goat cheese, basil, and blueberries drizzled with habanero honey




Potion of Healing $5.50

You regain 2d4+2 Hit points when you drink this potion. Pomegranate, lime, and rose syrups mixed with lemon-lime soda.

Mana Potion $5.50

Restores 1d2+1 spell slots. A Lemon Lime cream soda that is equivalent in rarity as health potions.

Potion of Mind-Reading $5.50

When you drink this potion, you gain the effect of the Detect Thoughts spell. A Desert Pear lemonade.

Mystery Potion $5.50

Merchants tend to have these on hand from time to time. We do too! Non-Carbonated and Non-caffeinated. Dare to try it?



X-WING Fuel $5.25 / 5.50

Red Leader sure knows how to get into the air with this one! It’s an energy drink with two shots of syrup of your choice. Pwew-pwew

Grogu Refresher $5.25

A delicious twist on our favorite little green guy’s preferred snack. Lemon-lime soda with a blueberry twist.



Halfling Green Apple Tea $5.10 / 5.25

Halflings agree, it’s a wonderful hot delight. Sweetened with caramel and topped with steamed almond milk and cinnamon.



Lightbringer Lavender Lemonade $5.10 / 5.25

In this dread hour, a warrior shall draw from the fire a delicious lemonade! Sweetened with lavender syrup. Truly refreshing.



Polyjuice Potion $5.25

Magic juice. But not the kind that’ll leave you trippin’… we think… Peach lemonade with a color-changing potion. Choose a potion from the magic spells box and grab a magic wand to weave your spell.



Sylvan Strawberry Matcha $5.25 / 5.50

You can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. Iced matcha latte with strawberry puree & white chocolate drizzle.


HOT TEA $3.00

We have an assortment of loose-leaf teas from AllSpicery that changes frequently

ICED TEA $3.00

Assortment of black tea, green tea, and fruited teas

POT OF TEA $8.00

The perfect accent to a long game! Assortment of loose-leaf teas from The Allspicery. Pot holds four to five cups. Additional craft of milk/sugar available upon request.


BREWED $3.10 / 3.50
LATTE $4.85 / 5.10
MOCHA $5.30 / 5.60
WHITE MOCHA $5.40 / 5.70
CHAI LATTE $4.10 / 5.00
CAFE AU LAIT $3.60 / 4.00
MATCHA LATTE $4.40 / 4.70
PERUVIAN HOT COCOA (spicy!) $3.00


We offer beautiful “Shirecuterie” boxes in a to-go format that are great for picnics, winery visits, or taking back to the office. Available as two-person boxes or small, single-serving boxes. We also offer vegetarian and vegan versions.

We also offer cones, which are great for gatherings where attendees will be standing and mingling.

So that your box or cones will be as fresh as possible, we do not pre-make them. Therefore, we require 24-hour notice for more than TWO boxes needed to-go at the same time.